Due to scheduling difficulties, the Cold Hard Locks will appear in old school, hard copy form today. Week 4 looks to be a big one with teams looking to solidfy themselves at the top of the standings while others scrap just to simply stay relevant. A new edition to the Cold Hard Locks is the spread and so pay attention cause it spices things up. You know what else spices things up? Jake “the GOAT” Elliot sinking the Giants below the hapless Jets in win totals with a 61-yard BOOM TOWER as time expires. GO BIRDS!
After a long hiatus, due to academic and security breeches (as reported to me by my head of security Matty D), The Presidential Address is back before the trifecta of Matt, Geordie and myself are reunited once again in the bastion of freedom that is Philadelphia. This Pittsburgh boy can survive a la Hank Williams…
You can start the news now, I’m here
Hey, how about not.
The season begins today
Shut down Youtube, we have a winner!
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