Thunderblog NFL Cold Hard FAILS: 2016 Week 15 Edition

Matt disappeared in the middle of last week only to send a vague snapchat Saturday afternoon in front of the Penn State Nittany Lion statue before reappearing in the Philadelphia suburbs Sunday afternoon. He sent a jumbled text Friday morning that was supposed to be his picks so I’ve done my best to decipher them. Will it be enough to beat the G-Man?