Week 12 Sit ‘Em Start ‘Em

  No intro this week.  I didn’t have time.  You don’t like it?  Tough.  That’s life.  Here’s my Week 12 Sit ‘Em Start ‘Em:

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Ben Tate – Houston Texans – RB

Week 12 Opponent – Jacksonville Jaguars

Hey Ben, how’s the sun feel?  I only ask because you’ve spent so much time in Arian Foster’s shadow.  With Foster out for the season with old man back problems, Tate is the number 1 man in Houston.  Look for him to finally break out this week against a 26th ranked Jacksonville defense. – Start ‘Em

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Trent Richardson – Indianapolis Colts – RB

Week 12 Opponent – Arizona Cardinals

It seems as if Richardson has lost the starting job to Donald Brown.  Trent is a nickname by the way, bet you didn’t know that.  His real name is Trenton, I looked it up.  But if you were named after a city shittier than Newark you’d call yourself Trent too. – Sit ‘Em

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Antonio Brown – Pittsburgh Steelers – WR

Week 12 Opponent – Cleveland Browns

Sure the Steeler’s uniforms have been ugly, but Brown’s stats haven’t been.  Coming off two hundred yard weeks, Brown is poised to top the century mark again.  He’s been Big Ben’s go to receiver, so expect him to keep showering in targets. – Start ‘Em

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Cecil Shorts – Jacksonville Jaguars – WR

Week 12 Opponent – Houston Texans

At this point, the Jaguars are like Chinese toothpaste to fantasy football.  They’re toxic.  They claim that Shorts will be a “focal point” in the offense this week.  Who even knows what “focal” means anyway.  What is this, the SATs?  Watch J.J. (s)Watt make sure passes don’t get past the O-line.  – Sit ‘Em

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